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sidneyia:

birdsy-purplefishes:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

"#if u hate/fear femininity THAT MUCH pls just never go around women at all"
Seriously. He looks like he just touched something contaminated. The poor dear.
(Also why would you leave your purse with someone to go into a store? What if you need your wallet or phone? Jeez.)

I run a clothing store and I have to put all the men’s stuff at the very front because most straight men won’t even walk past dresses to get to the men’s clothes, they will stick their head in the door, see dresses, and leave. And even with men’s clothes up front, about 50% of guys still walk right past the men’s racks to ask me where the men’s stuff is, because if they accidentally glance at a rack of women’s clothing they will instantly turn gay, or something. It’s amazing.

sidneyia:

birdsy-purplefishes:

pixiepienix:

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

"#if u hate/fear femininity THAT MUCH pls just never go around women at all"

Seriously. He looks like he just touched something contaminated. The poor dear.

(Also why would you leave your purse with someone to go into a store? What if you need your wallet or phone? Jeez.)

I run a clothing store and I have to put all the men’s stuff at the very front because most straight men won’t even walk past dresses to get to the men’s clothes, they will stick their head in the door, see dresses, and leave. And even with men’s clothes up front, about 50% of guys still walk right past the men’s racks to ask me where the men’s stuff is, because if they accidentally glance at a rack of women’s clothing they will instantly turn gay, or something. It’s amazing.

malmaldude:

teenagenuisance:

sextoyconfessions:

This commercial is still the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

children are just small stoners

The other girls like “you’re a genius”

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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everyoneinthetardis:

onna4:

David Tennant with his wife

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David Tennant without his wife

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She’s back!

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I’ve been laughing at this for three years

Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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iruzn:

chubbyyprincess:

unionhack:

same

Why i’m not watching this lmao

I swear to it hip-hop-lifestyle